[Olive n cat shit]
Being a vegan (well, I cheat a lot…there are some stuff that you don’t think they contain milk, but they do…) opens a door for me to try new things like olives, artichoke and all kinds of leafy greens. Olives are my new favorite. So…one day…I had a long day and went home feeling exhausted. The light near the dining table was off, I put down my bag on the chair and saw one “olive” on the carpet.
I picked it up without thinking because I thought I dropped my olives while eating earlier that day. I walked to kitchen where the light was on for trash can. Then I found out…it was not my olive.
Ok…
First, I never really eat at dining table but my desk.
Second, I rarely drop anything when I am eating.
Louie, the cat, happened to be lying there relaxed, looking at me…
And I stared at him for a sec…
S**t! What you’ve done…fattie……!
[It’s fine not saying hello to me]
After working out and before taking a quick shower, I would stand in front of the mirror checking up on myself. I was always in a rush so normally I wouldn’t do that for too long. 10 secs tops!
One day, I had more time. I was too engaged so that I didn’t notice the girls around me.
And one of the first-year in my program, happily greeted me…
Xue~jie~hao
OMG…
“Hi…!!!Why are you here?”(What kind of question is this? Why can’t she be there?)